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GET THE EXTENDED WARRANTY!
And that is all I will say about that.

posted by PhC on February 26, 2006 at 10:53 PM

As a new switcher I had that same concern. I'm very happy that Mac viruses are beginning to come out now. That'll shut the smug bastards up.

posted by Barrett on February 26, 2006 at 10:56 PM

"listening to a lot of belle and sebastian". heh. I'm starting to have positive thoughts towards the idea of the ipod. starting. sort of.

posted by turtalia on February 26, 2006 at 11:09 PM

Just a point about the extended warranty: yes it's worth it but no you don't have to buy it straight away. You have until the normal warranty runs out until you buy it (although on the normal warranty I think you don't get phone support after 90 days).

posted by Jack on February 26, 2006 at 11:11 PM

applecare is well worth the money. i have some really good, happy stories to tell about applecare, but won't waste your time. anyway, welcome to the club. and i don't like belle & sebastian, but do type in all lowercase, 'cause well, it's easier.

and the ipod is really, really cool. trust me. i have two.

posted by ctrent on February 26, 2006 at 11:43 PM

perhaps an "after" picture of the new hair could somehow be joined with a photo of the new computer, which i hope will be very very good to you as a means of thanking you for taking you out of its sterile store and putting it to good use in a real environment.

posted by anne on February 27, 2006 at 12:33 AM

Electronics encased in oak? There is a craigslist ad I so want to link to here and I would buy you this appliance encased in oak--except I'm buying it for myself. It doesn't work, but still. Oak!

My vision of the Mac person is totally different than your vision of the Mac person but for me, it's just I never felt good enough to be the Mac person.

posted by ozma on February 27, 2006 at 04:54 AM

Hey, long as you keep blogging, your front end can be a hamster in an exercise wheel for all we care. ;-)

posted by Lex on February 27, 2006 at 06:36 AM

GO MAC! I LOVE MACS! I LOVE ALL CAPS! I'M COMING TO NEW YORK ON WEDNESDAY! WOO-HOO! I'M BRINGING MY POWERBOOK AND MY iPOD AND MY WHOLE B&S COLLECTION!

j/k

i am coming to new york but i am not bringing any belle and sebastian. what should we do? any good ideas?

posted by starfire on February 27, 2006 at 09:04 AM

I'll tell you what you should do, you should come to Cringe, that's what! Wednesday night! I'll email you.

posted by Sarah on February 27, 2006 at 09:43 AM

I love my iBook. I really do. But I don't wear scarfs indoors and my boyfriend would not have a clule about what to do with a hair product, aside from mock it.

So, I think you'll be fine.

XOXOXO.

posted by Emily on February 27, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Ha, I'm so with ya on the earbuds-they always fall out. I have an iBook AND an 8-track; I'm surprised they even let me set foot in the store!

posted by darlin nikki on February 27, 2006 at 10:15 AM

I wear these large black earpieces that clip around my ear lobes, because I usually only listen to my iPod when I'm running and I need to clip them on or they'll fall off. Rather than being retro-cool, though, I'm pretty sure I just look like an idiot.

posted by Greg on February 27, 2006 at 11:51 AM

This entry made me almost snort Milky Way out my nose twice. Yes, I realize that Milky Way is a solid food product. Please don't call me a liar.

posted by El Gray on February 27, 2006 at 01:20 PM

Aw crap. I'm wearing a scarf inside this very instant.

Mom, I learned it from watching YOU!

posted by karen on February 27, 2006 at 01:55 PM

"I think a lot of this comes from the annoying iPod commercials, and just the interior of the Apple store itself—it’s all brightly-lit and full of right angles, and free of clutter or any human involvement, like an IKEA catalog fucked Annette Bening."

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long long time. Thanks for the laugh.

posted by Sam on February 27, 2006 at 02:08 PM

If you bought an iPod Nano you could hide it inside the case an old Sony Walkman. Then you wouldn't have to walk around the city with your head hung low in shame.

posted by Mason on February 27, 2006 at 03:26 PM

I think I must be the only person in the world to own a Mac and hate it. My ibook has been nothing but problems since I got it. My next computer will be a PC, so I'll be working the opposite transition.

posted by Beth on February 27, 2006 at 03:26 PM

I'm sorry, but I still feel about Macs the way you used to. Also, iPods suck and Stve Jobs is a fascist. iPods will not allow you to use .wma files, because they're a Microsoft design. But they also are smaller, thereby allowing you to load more of them onto your mp3 player. There are plenty of mp3 players that rock and cost so much less than an iPod. So...there's that. Whew, I feel better.

posted by Theron on February 27, 2006 at 05:14 PM

Buy the Mac not 'cause it's emo, but because it will not piss you off nearly as much as a PC. My husband is a tech-geek, and will give you plenty of other reasons to Mac it up, but for me, I just like when my electronics don't provoke me to throw them against walls. (And I'm hardly cutting edge - I still have a tape player, and only a tape player, in my car.)

posted by leigh on February 27, 2006 at 06:24 PM

"like an IKEA catalog fucked Annette Bening"

I so want to be you when I grow up... I've yet to enter a dive bar but thats the plan so I'm on my way.

kisses to you sugarface,
Laura

posted by Napachick on February 27, 2006 at 10:07 PM

Sniff... you have listed nearly every characteristic about me as a 'dislike' in this post... You hate me.

posted by shipbuilder on February 28, 2006 at 06:41 AM

welcome sara...welcome.

posted by steve on February 28, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Holy shit, this is the funniest post I've ever read! My goodness, this made me laugh harder that badnewshughes' ye olde diary of indignities (and he made me laugh pretty damn hard). Oh, and I'm so technologically inept, I'm not sure how to make a hyperlink in my comments--but I think you probably know badnewshughes.blogspot.com.

Anyhow, I teach introductory college English courses, and I would love to use this post as a lesson in metaphor, personification, and irony. Yes, this is what happens when a 25 year-old teaches college. They all think I'm on crack anyway. But, may I use it as an example? I'll credit my sources, of course.:)

Or, if you find this a completely odd and unsettling request, I think I'll live.

posted by Sarah on February 28, 2006 at 01:32 PM

I guess this isn't where I tell you that everybody I know with macs has had to take repeated advantage of their warranties?

I'll shut up now. I've got a card catalog and an abacus that I can loan you...

(I do not even have a home computer.)

posted by styro on February 28, 2006 at 04:11 PM

"I generally demand my electronics cased in gleaming polished oak, and so large that you can smell whether they’re on or off..."

it's writing like this that keeps me checking in daily to see if you've updated.

thanks you.

posted by bud on February 28, 2006 at 04:50 PM

Welcome to the Mac side! I tried and tried to do the PC thing, but can you imagine doing design work - something creative and free - on a system that is so linear it makes, well, I don't know what it makes. Yes, they have the design software for Macs, and yes, they have come a long way, but the soul is just missing. Sometimes you need a soul less computer (one you don't feel guilty for cursing and beating), and for that I have a PC at home. But when you want to commune with your machine, a Mac is what will do it for you. We have four computers at home, two PC and two Mac, and actually when the work laptops are home, we have three of each. But even my tech geek boyfriend (who likes it when I call him that, I swear) has found himself drawn to the Mac.

OMG. I totally sound like those Mac people you are worried about. When did that happen? I don't wear scarves inside though. Please forgive me.

Anyway, welcome to the Mac side.

posted by M&M on February 28, 2006 at 05:13 PM

Given the amount of thought you have put into the impact a computer can have on your image you certainly belong on the Mac side.

posted by Russell on March 2, 2006 at 02:02 AM

I was considering the switch, sort of, until my Dell laptop got stolen from my house and I cried and cried and bought a $400 used Toshiba because it was all I could afford.

I will say though that when I do ever finally get an mp3 player, I will not only have huge padded headphones, I will buy a Creative Zen or some such iPod competitor because I have hips.

posted by EV on March 3, 2006 at 12:11 AM

i just got a digital camera 3 weeks ago. i have yet to own a cell phone. i have a 14lb toshiba laptop from college that i have not upgraded or taken out of my closet, so technically, i don't have a home computer either. i've passed the point of embarassment about it all and now you're now my inspiration, s. brown.

posted by francine ocelot on March 3, 2006 at 07:10 PM

somewhere steve jobs is rubbing his hands together and whispering, "eeeeexcelent."

posted by the mighty jimbo on March 5, 2006 at 01:31 PM

I'm a PC person and I married a Mac person. It was touch and go for awhile there, but we did learn to bridge the gap and we now consider ourselves to be a socially groundbreaking couple, representing to all that these two worlds can be combined.

We've had 3 children and they're gorgeous. Of course, I always hear people say that when a PC person and a Mac person breed, their offspring is more beautiful (the combined code) than any pure-play PC or Mac child could ever be.

posted by JustLinda on March 7, 2006 at 12:29 PM

From the dinosaur age, and yet you blog... I'm not buying it! Great writing, thanks for the laughs!

posted by Steph on March 7, 2006 at 12:56 PM

I received and ipod and an ibook at the same time for my Christmas/graduation present. Talk about culture shock. I don't know what to do with myself. I don't feel worthy to touch these items when I am loafing around in a sweatshirt and pajama pants. But...I have grown to love them...and yes, I do have the clunky large earphones. Earbuds frighten me.

posted by kassi on March 7, 2006 at 01:05 PM

I like classical, i like grUNge, I hate products in my hair or ON MY face. I have a Mac, and Macs only. I still spin records, but I am no DJ. I have no iPods of any incarnation. I am waiting for the iPod that is so small that you just place it directly in your ears, and it holds 5 billion songs, and runs on body heat, and it provides direct visual stimuli to your brain so you can watch videos without a SCReen.

I hope you have a long and fulfilling existence with your Mac.

posted by slurpilux on March 7, 2006 at 02:05 PM

go check out the comic at Toothpaste For Dinner today... VERY FITTING!!!

posted by Erin Z on March 7, 2006 at 02:42 PM

Welcome to the right side of the tracks. I switched 3 years ago, right after I started selling Apple computers. What a life changing experience. What model did you get?

And don't worry about the other commenter's opinion that iPods suck because they don't accept .wma files.

1) iTunes will convert WMA for people and
2) What do you care, you have a MAC! :-)

posted by Adrienne on March 7, 2006 at 06:08 PM

I really like your (true) stereotyping here. I personally hate the iPod with its tiny earbuds and its commercialness, and am sticking with the CD player for as long as possible. I hate Macs too, so I guess we're kind of soulmates... you're just a little ahead of me in adaptation.

posted by Maya on March 7, 2006 at 08:08 PM

crap. i don't use caps cuz i'm lazy. i wear scarves indoors because everyone else in my office is a freakin eskimo and loves the cold!! erm, sorry. i may or may not have listened to b&s, but i can definitively say my husband does NOT like hair product. i also like dive bars. does this mean i'm just confused?

posted by becky on March 8, 2006 at 01:37 AM

It's like an IKEA catalog fucked Annette Bening....love it! Best line I've read in a long time. Enjoy the new technology.

posted by Suki on March 8, 2006 at 12:07 PM

You'll enjoy the Mac, don't worry.

I know you don't know me, but feel free to e-mail me for help or tips, or just to simply learn about cool stuff!

posted by Caitlin on March 8, 2006 at 06:14 PM

Welcome! I deal with the care of Macs and PCs for a paycheck. Macs cause me sooooo much less trouble than the PCs, it's not funny. To the person with iBook troubles, sob to your local Apple Store Mac Genius. I've had Apple replace completely machines that were continuously troublesome - even 2 years old - with brand-new hardware. Ask and you shall receive :-) As for AppleCare, yeah, their support people are outstanding. I know one of the people who trains them and she's outstanding. But I buy it only for laptops, never for desktops, and hardly ever regret that choice. But I guess in dealing with volume, I play the odds :-)

posted by Todd on March 9, 2006 at 12:56 PM

Make sure to turn on the Speech mode and tell the computer "Tell me a joke". Those cheeky programmers included the lamest/funniest (it's all a matter of perspective, no?) jokes into that mean 'lil machine.

It's a dream. Welcome to the club.

posted by Jane on March 9, 2006 at 08:07 PM

Vive le Mac! I put product in my hair, but don't bite.

posted by egan on March 15, 2006 at 06:36 PM