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Please don't move, let me get my camera. I have never seen anything as beautiful as you are at this moment.

posted by Samantha on December 27, 2003 at 04:16 AM

I like the way you feel in my arms.

posted by Anonymous on December 27, 2003 at 05:07 AM

I will love you every day that you stay, and even if you don't.

posted by brittney on December 27, 2003 at 05:39 AM

No, you're not perfect. You don't need to be.

posted by sophie on December 27, 2003 at 06:01 AM

"and the winner of the 150 million dollar Powerball lottery..."

posted by The Mighty Jimbo on December 27, 2003 at 08:48 AM

I'm sorry. I couldn't let you walk away, with the possibility that I might never see you again. Now, I know that this is odd and random and I'm probably making a fool out of myself, but I don't care. You fucking blow my mind.

posted by Kailey on December 27, 2003 at 09:52 AM

"If you want to wear your Batman costume when we're out in public, that's okay with me"

posted by Corey Tamas on December 27, 2003 at 10:48 AM

Thinking of you makes my knees weak, my heart flutter, my hands shake. I will love you forever.

posted by Anonymous on December 27, 2003 at 10:53 AM

I do.

posted by . on December 27, 2003 at 11:46 AM

I changed my mind. Back on with your head!

posted by Jonny2x on December 27, 2003 at 12:17 PM

You got the job.

posted by Vera on December 27, 2003 at 12:32 PM

Perfection is hard to come by. Maybe you're not perfect to anyone else, but to me, you are. I know the real you; I saw past your faults like you saw past mine. Don't ever leave me; I just want you here in my arms.

posted by Kiwi on December 27, 2003 at 12:44 PM

I learned how to count!

posted by spigfan586 on December 27, 2003 at 01:01 PM

This is wrong... but I like it.

posted by anonymous on December 27, 2003 at 01:12 PM

Quit yer bitchin and get back to work.

posted by Gopi on December 27, 2003 at 02:00 PM

don't worry, i'm here.

posted by kirsten on December 27, 2003 at 02:03 PM

"Hi, my name is Ed McMahon, and this giant check is for you!"

posted by Kevin Lawver on December 27, 2003 at 02:49 PM

"We see now that we were so wrong, and it was never your fault, and we're sorry"

posted by anonymous on December 27, 2003 at 02:59 PM

Every morning he says: You are so beautiful!

posted by Roxy on December 27, 2003 at 03:14 PM

So do you like your eggs Scrambled, or completely nude?

posted by Jordan on December 27, 2003 at 03:35 PM

Everything will be just fine.

posted by anon on December 27, 2003 at 03:37 PM

1. i like the ambience in your mind.
2. hey - you taste like chicken!

posted by mark on December 27, 2003 at 04:17 PM

Damn, my parents are horrible, I don't know why I thought you could just endure them forever.

posted by Another Anonymous on December 27, 2003 at 04:31 PM

You know, I think I *do* want to use the potty now.

posted by Melissa on December 27, 2003 at 04:32 PM

You are my human credential.

posted by Anonymous on December 27, 2003 at 04:45 PM

Stay.

posted by Niña on December 27, 2003 at 05:08 PM

"I may be rancid butter, but at least I'm on your side of the bread..."

posted by leslie on December 27, 2003 at 05:10 PM

Take me now

posted by Sonic on December 27, 2003 at 05:15 PM

I know you want to work out, but I like your ass just the way it is. Please don't change it too much.

(Whatta man.)

posted by Abby on December 27, 2003 at 05:29 PM

Let's go.

posted by red clay on December 27, 2003 at 05:59 PM

Don't worry, baby.

You know, like in the Beach Boy's song?

posted by fish on December 27, 2003 at 06:02 PM

Re: Don't worry, baby.


Good one.

I was thinking of "God only knows what I'd be without you" myself.

posted by aliastaken on December 27, 2003 at 06:34 PM

You're all I've ever wanted.

posted by Mary on December 27, 2003 at 06:37 PM

I prefer life's little nuggets to come in the form of haiku or maybe even spelled out by the smoke of one of those old-timey airplanes during an atkin's diet-induced hallucination.

posted by Port-O-Potty Picasso on December 27, 2003 at 07:13 PM

the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath i'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

posted by anonymous on December 27, 2003 at 07:13 PM

Oh, but my favorite (thanks, R. Kelly, for finding a way to say what I never could):

All I really want is to love you, babe;
Make your body feel like heaven, babe.
I just wanna satisfy ya, babe;
That's all I want, that's all I want.
I just wanna give ya somethin', babe;
Just wanna keep it comin', babe.
I just wanna make you happy, babe;
That's all I want, that's all I want.

posted by Port-O-Potty Picasso on December 27, 2003 at 07:17 PM

All this time, I never stopped either.

posted by jennn on December 27, 2003 at 07:47 PM

You're there in my heart
With the Good and the True,
I'll be right here
Waiting for you.

Plus, everything in Bob Dylan's song "Love Minus Zero, No Limit."

posted by Crazy Jane on December 27, 2003 at 08:29 PM

"I have waited my entire life for someone like you and I am not about to let you go now..."

posted by vivnsect on December 27, 2003 at 09:21 PM

"I would die for you."

posted by Anna on December 27, 2003 at 10:03 PM

I've figured out who you really are and I still like you.

posted by Kent on December 27, 2003 at 11:31 PM

I believe in you, with all my heart, body and soul.

posted by Danielle on December 27, 2003 at 11:32 PM

I know this won't actually change anything, but you aren't crazy, and all of that with the two of us did happen, and sometimes when I'm in the shower I stop and I think about you and I have to put my hand on the wall.

posted by anon on December 28, 2003 at 12:19 AM

to me, you are perfect.

posted by nicole on December 28, 2003 at 02:03 AM

Come home, kid.

posted by Zack on December 28, 2003 at 04:20 AM

You should have been born a hard-ass, then you wouldn't have to be so damn depressed everytime I fuck up.

posted by Lorie Aguirre on December 28, 2003 at 05:14 AM

I missed you so much

posted by jim on December 28, 2003 at 05:57 AM

"i'll love you for at least another 30 months"

posted by tozé on December 28, 2003 at 06:50 AM

Darling, you look wonderful tonight.

posted by Kerri L. on December 28, 2003 at 09:22 AM

Fuck my face.

posted by A on December 28, 2003 at 10:41 AM

I waited but you never came

posted by Felipe on December 28, 2003 at 11:07 AM

it's you.

posted by sassylittlepunkin on December 28, 2003 at 11:23 AM

1. Wow - you don't dance like a white girl at ALL.
2. I think it's adorable that you named your breasts after the two old geezer muppets in the balcony of the show.
3. You're right - there is absolutely no good reason to put milk in your coffee when we have a full bottle of Bailey's right here.
4. I don't want to have children any time soon, but I would like it if we could practice, oh, at least twice a day.

posted by deb on December 28, 2003 at 11:30 AM

Let's go right now and never look back.

posted by Anna W on December 28, 2003 at 12:13 PM

I think you are amazing.

posted by m on December 28, 2003 at 12:29 PM

Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than you.

posted by Vikkicar on December 28, 2003 at 12:58 PM

I don't think I have a sentence, SB. I think there are just lots of little things I like to hear. I'm a sucker for a long-distance "I miss you" or "I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice." "I adore you" makes me melt into a girl-puddle. But I think I like the way someone looks at you when they're in love with you better than any words.

All that said, I'd totally fall for the Lloyd Dobler trick. If someone stood outside my window holding a boombox over his head playing any semi-romantic song, I'd probably be dragging his ass to the courthouse right then and there.

posted by A. on December 28, 2003 at 01:45 PM

Four words, 'Good night sweet girl'

posted by Suzyn on December 28, 2003 at 01:59 PM

"Please be the grandmother of my grandchildren."

posted by helenjane on December 28, 2003 at 03:13 PM

1. Maybe I can help you forget.
2. I look in your eyes, and all I can think of is how perfect you are.
3. Oh, by the way, did I mention you're great? Because you are.

posted by anonymous on December 28, 2003 at 03:47 PM

You don't have to be who I want you to be. You are perfect the way you are. I'll stop trying to change you to suit myself.

posted by no one important on December 28, 2003 at 04:16 PM

Total availability, with no reservations, no strings attached. Iexist totally for you.

posted by j on December 28, 2003 at 04:18 PM

At first, it was, "You make me write poetry on the shower wall, with soap."

How come so many of these sentences have to do with love forever? Why do we require romantic love to make us happy?

The hell with that. I revise my sentence! I declare that my happy life sentence is, "Let's go look at some limestone, and after, let's go skinny dipping." (I'm a geologist, and I'm in love with sediment.)

posted by sophia on December 28, 2003 at 05:32 PM

You were right.

posted by b. on December 28, 2003 at 06:17 PM

I think the part that said "said to them by the right person" inspired all the fuzzy romantic sentences. My favorite is "it's you" but it would be 70% better said in another language. Like French. Or German, maybe.

posted by janna on December 28, 2003 at 06:18 PM

sophie, honey.
"How come so many of these sentences have to do with love forever? Why do we require romantic love to make us happy?"
honey.
you know.
everbody knows.
everbody gets hungry, and everbody gets thirsty, too.
but you eat some bbq, and you drink a coke, and you forget all about it.
love, or the lack of it is the one thing that sits on your shoulder all the time.
i know people who are horrible in love, and they hate their job. they're still happy.
i know people that are in love and love their job. God knows they're irritating.
everbody is born with a hole in the middle of their chest.
for some people it's a sucking wound, for others,
it only hurts when they hit it wrong.
but it's always there, and when you breathe deep, it pulls your t-shirt in.
work and religion helps.
but for a man, until that girl lays her body across it.
and for a woman, till that man lays his hands on it.
it's like being drunk all the time.
all the colors are rosy, when things go wrong, it's funny, and
waffle house food tastes good.

and who wouldn't want that all the time?
to have your love on a balcony somewhere, reading
excessively sedimental poetry.

posted by red clay on December 28, 2003 at 06:30 PM

Come here, I need to kiss you.

posted by katy on December 28, 2003 at 06:58 PM

too many perfect answers already...I think I'll go the Lloyd Dobbler route too, although "I will never ever, stop loving you" comes a close second.

posted by saara on December 28, 2003 at 07:32 PM

... thank you. For, you know, everything.

Yeah, I think that'd make everything perfect ...

posted by Justin on December 28, 2003 at 07:51 PM

"It's just a heat rash."

posted by megalobrianodon on December 28, 2003 at 08:44 PM

"I think we would both be happier apart."

posted by nobody on December 28, 2003 at 09:49 PM

follow your bliss.

posted by mb on December 28, 2003 at 10:15 PM

we know, and we don't care.

posted by cole on December 28, 2003 at 10:27 PM

I promise never to use any of the preceding, cheesy lines on you.

posted by melly on December 28, 2003 at 10:31 PM

Is it wrong to say that a lot of these freak me out a little? I did like "You were right." though... that was was perfect.

posted by aliastaken on December 28, 2003 at 11:18 PM

"Now that I've met you, I will divorce Iman IMMEDIATELY."

posted by g on December 28, 2003 at 11:57 PM

You're DELUX, son

posted by Niel on December 29, 2003 at 12:15 AM

"but for a man, until that girl lays her body across it. and for a woman, till that man lays his hands on it. it's like being drunk all the time."

Unless, you're, you know, gay.

posted by anon on December 29, 2003 at 12:45 AM

I love everything about you, even the things you hate. I love the way your hair flips out on the right side, but not the left. I love the way your dimples look when you smile, and the way your nose scrunches up when you're thinking hard. I love the way your nail polish always chips and the way you always try to hide your hands from me, so I don't notice.
I do notice, and i love that.
I love the way you laugh and how even though you think it can sometimes be annoying, it never stops sounding beautiful to me. I love the way you say my name when you're mad at me. I love the way you slouch at your desk and how you're always dropping things. I love your tallness. I love your shoulders. I love your freckles and your brown hair.
I love that you are easily the best thing that's ever happened to me. I love you just the way you are.

posted by e on December 29, 2003 at 01:00 AM

No, that's a good thing.

(I feel the need to back this up with an explanation. Though it really isn't exactly what was asked for, this has been said to me in the beginning of the two most significant relationship experiences I've had. The sentence was typically a result of me apologizing for something that I at first thought was awkward, but was countered with said sentence.) Yeah, that was cryptic, but it is what it is.

posted by - on December 29, 2003 at 01:17 AM

well done, good and faithful servant.

posted by * on December 29, 2003 at 01:24 AM

I don't think I know that sentence, Sarah. But I know it exists, and that's enough for me.

I will know it when I hear it, I have no doubt.

posted by Melissa on December 29, 2003 at 01:33 AM

"What are you doing in my panties; nevermind; want a beer?"

posted by Gary on December 29, 2003 at 01:44 AM

who left the cap off the Aunt Jemima?

posted by the bricklayer on December 29, 2003 at 01:53 AM

"Am I wrong?"

posted by Joel on December 29, 2003 at 02:23 AM

"Cry in the night if it helps.. but more than ever, I simply love you more than I love life it's self"

- Elton John

posted by heatha on December 29, 2003 at 03:51 AM

"You don't have to say anything. I understand."

BUT (and it's a large but) a couple other things need to accompany those lines. 1. A look confirming that the person really *does* understand and 2. The person really has to mean that I can shut up and not go on with whatever I was going to say (and that they will actually just be chill with whatever/wherever the conversation was going).

Of course, if anyone ever said that to me *AND* meant it I would probably drop dead on the spot - my mind wouldn't know how to handle that kind of pure joy.

posted by maggie on December 29, 2003 at 03:57 AM

"I want to be able to wake up next to you every morning from now until forever"

posted by Omnipod on December 29, 2003 at 04:51 AM

This is an excercise in the obvious and inane. The sentence and person/people who said it are lying. I am slightly appalled that this many people think so little will give so much. On the other hand it is hopeful.

posted by none on December 29, 2003 at 06:40 AM

Oh, yeah, I'm appalled too. But if someone ever said, "Hey, baby, I just bought a yacht" to me, I might reconsider. Hee.

posted by Sarah Jane on December 29, 2003 at 06:51 AM

I love you...wholly...completely...and forever.

posted by feisty girl on December 29, 2003 at 08:30 AM

I just want to curl up in all that you are.

posted by kristin on December 29, 2003 at 09:11 AM

let us sit in the rain and count beautiful things until the world turns to dust

posted by d on December 29, 2003 at 09:59 AM

Yes

{alas couldnt be witty or well written}

posted by well... on December 29, 2003 at 10:34 AM

wow. i thought i was really romantic, but if someone told me they wanted to "curl up in me forever" i think i'd pass out from shock. i really just think hearing my mom say "pumpkin!" down the phone line in that cute accent of hers makes my whole life brighter, and that'll last much longer than any vapid easy-listening love affair.

bitter? no.

posted by k on December 29, 2003 at 10:35 AM

"Bless you," after a sneeze. (Reference to Matt Dillon in Singles....)

posted by Lisa on December 29, 2003 at 11:41 AM

Actually, it's really a reference to Bridget Fonda about Matt Dillon if you want to get technical.

posted by Lisa on December 29, 2003 at 11:42 AM

Why do half these sentences sound like they might lead up to a restraining order?

I'm still waiting on "take me to your leader, puny earthling."

posted by AMA on December 29, 2003 at 11:46 AM

"I will never, ever purposely kill you."

Yes, I actually said this to my (now) wife. You have to say stuff like that to see if the person you're with is really the right person. If they don't look at you weird, or run away, you've found the right one. Any of this other stuff above is the type of romantic BS that will have one of the two of you saying years down the road "Why don't you say things like that to me anymore?" Why? Because it's meaningless romantic BS and it was an easy way to say something that sounds perfect - to score points, or maybe just to score. Here's a clue for everyone who just can't seem to keep a great relationship: cut out the BS. This romantic crap is the "easy way." Should you really be taking the easy way when it comes to love? No. Prove you love someone. The old adage always works and is always true - "show, don't tell."

posted by Tom on December 29, 2003 at 12:01 PM

Tom, they're calling that "lewd and lascivious conduct" now.

posted by Gopi on December 29, 2003 at 12:18 PM

As I board the transatlantic flight: Here's your magic wallet that's never empty - have a great trip!

posted by ~ on December 29, 2003 at 12:29 PM

My balls hurt.

posted by megalobrianodon on December 29, 2003 at 12:49 PM

Every time I think of you, I always catch my breath.

posted by tweedlebug on December 29, 2003 at 12:57 PM

And what's yours, Sarah B.?

posted by curious on December 29, 2003 at 01:00 PM

"Does it smell funny in here?"

posted by X on December 29, 2003 at 02:05 PM

you are now free to live the life of your wildest dreams...and nothing less should be expected or accepted.

posted by steve on December 29, 2003 at 02:54 PM

mine would be, "i constantly think about you."
not in a scary way, though. ^_^

posted by Devlyn on December 29, 2003 at 04:05 PM

...and all... I want, is you.

posted by Ari on December 29, 2003 at 04:12 PM

Go.

posted by anonymous on December 29, 2003 at 04:29 PM

Good lord.
Ah well. It is the internet.

The right place and time for me would have been when I was thirteen, on a street corner in Ballard in Seattle. The right sentence would have been:

"Hey, wait for the light."

Had someone said that to me I would still have all my teeth and me and Gordy would still be friends, which I think would have worked out better for both of us. And going through high school missing one of my front teeth because I was on state dental care and they didn't do "cosmetic replacements" was significantly more traumatizing than I ever would have believed such a relatively minor thing could be.

posted by Joshua on December 29, 2003 at 04:35 PM

Alternatively, "Watch out for that lawn dart," could have saved me a great deal of physical discomfort and not a little bit of social humiliation.

posted by Joshua on December 29, 2003 at 04:37 PM

I L-O-V-E-D your nailpolish. only now i realize how red is the new black. oh! and i totally wanna meet the little ones.


come on baby light my fire!

for the one who requested in french: c'est vous!

posted by ^-^ on December 29, 2003 at 04:59 PM

or...

voulez vous coucher avec moi?

posted by or on December 29, 2003 at 05:05 PM

hey...we haven't talked since third grade, have we? ...i love you.

posted by nozlee on December 29, 2003 at 05:07 PM

1. wow. simply wow.

2. too many of these are wayyy more than just one sentence.

3. i thought it was a well known fact that elton john does not write his lyrics.

4. the right answer to the "one sentence" question is so obviously "my shoes hurt". my husband got me with that one.

posted by 3 x 1 - 1 on December 29, 2003 at 05:45 PM

i can think of many sentences, but basically, tell me i'm cute, and mean it, and i'm yours.

posted by elle on December 29, 2003 at 06:24 PM

you make me happy.

love interests, family, friends, little children-type people -- hearing it from any of them pretty much keeps me right all the time.

posted by kellyink on December 29, 2003 at 06:33 PM

That will suffice for now, thank you.

posted by Erin Lady Byrne on December 29, 2003 at 06:46 PM

"There are a million things about you that make me smile..." *sigh*

posted by Shelly on December 29, 2003 at 07:00 PM

Mine isn't a sentence, it's one word, and there's no way in hell I'm going to write it here.

posted by Sarah B. on December 29, 2003 at 07:37 PM

cheesily enough:

"I just want someone to say to me, 'I'll always be there when you wake.'"

blind melon, i think? whoever, good stuff. simple and sweet. tho the sorry for getting blood on your shirt one above is a now a close second!

you have the best stuff on your website!

posted by jennie on December 29, 2003 at 08:14 PM

I had this sentence that would change your life, but I forgot it. Sorry.

posted by dave on December 29, 2003 at 10:16 PM

I was completely wrong and I will do anything to make it up to you.

or

Here is 1 billion dollars to spend however you wish.

posted by Jennifer on December 29, 2003 at 10:20 PM

Are we talking a swooning-take my breath away-fall off my barstool sentence? Because if we are I'm just a little too old and a little too cynical for that sort of thing. However, if we're talking a light a spark-peak my curiosity-make me laugh sentence, I would love a guy that came up to me, looked me in the eye, then serious as a heart attack whispered in my ear, "It was a dark and stormy night..." Then I would fall off my barstool.

posted by Rab on December 29, 2003 at 10:54 PM

rosebud?

posted by mark on December 29, 2003 at 11:21 PM

"What part of 'one sentence' don't you understand?"

posted by . on December 29, 2003 at 11:41 PM

I would like to kiss you now.

posted by Mary on December 29, 2003 at 11:54 PM

"Why didn't you just tell me?"

I had a dream that the one I fancied told me this. He kissed me and after that, everything fell into place.

posted by Pia on December 30, 2003 at 01:10 AM

well, rab, couldn't "it was a dark and stormy night" be that breathless, barstooless, sparked, peak-ed sentence? it ain't what you say, anyway, it's who and how. hell, once a girl makes up her mind you can read the phone book to her.
you COULD read the phone book, but there you go giving somebody something to work with. you could do worse than snoopy as a ghostwriter.
"it was a dark and stormy night, sugar, and don't you want to clumber over into the backseat and find out what happens next?"
like i said, it ain't the what at all.
the who and how, honey.
the wrong man can say the right thing, like glass on a diamond. you'd never know it from the internet, but i got a tongue so silver i can play the bells of saint mary on my teeth.
when the spirit moves, i can turn a phrase so tight, i can make divots in a hardwood floor.
like my brother says, "honey, i'm mr. right, mr. right now, and mister, can i buy you a drank?, to you." when the time, and the man is right, he can say things to you , you'll be ashamed to repeat to your friends.

posted by red clay on December 30, 2003 at 01:50 AM

"You are sexy"

"I know I haven't called you for a month but I want to kiss you on New Year's"

First was real, second is (very) wishful thinking

Sarah Mae

posted by Sarah Mae on December 30, 2003 at 02:16 AM

I found you

posted by nicole on December 30, 2003 at 04:06 AM

Just my name...Angela...moaned right into my mouth as he slowly kisses my lips.Yeah,it makes everything right in my world.

posted by Angela on December 30, 2003 at 04:28 AM

"It's a cookbook!!!"

posted by Kevynn Malone on December 30, 2003 at 06:31 AM

I am here to grant you three wishes.

posted by cj on December 30, 2003 at 07:18 AM

By the way, mom died last week.

posted by lakhsmi_mama on December 30, 2003 at 09:53 AM

"It's OK; you're done...you can rest now."

posted by nikita on December 30, 2003 at 10:01 AM

Hell, Redclay, I'd PAY to hear you play the Bells of St Mary on your teeth.

posted by Rab on December 30, 2003 at 10:02 AM

That'll do pig, that'll do.

posted by kc on December 30, 2003 at 10:07 AM

From an excursion last night:
Me: "I just fall down all time."
Him: "Sometimes we fall for the klumsy ones..."

posted by Danielle on December 30, 2003 at 10:11 AM

"You're everything that I thought I would never find."

posted by aubs on December 30, 2003 at 11:36 AM

Here's a visa, a plane ticket, and some cash - get your ass to New Zealand and live the life you've been dreaming of. P.S. You're allowed to take your cat with you.

posted by Jen on December 30, 2003 at 12:00 PM

you make me feel like dancing, i want to dance the night away!

posted by oooh yeaaah. on December 30, 2003 at 12:04 PM

"Let's read it together." (then I lie in bed totally in love as he even does the cute little Brittish school children voices)

posted by maryjane on December 30, 2003 at 12:22 PM

i like the way our voices are, when we sing together.

posted by joshua on December 30, 2003 at 12:50 PM

Thanks for sharing, all. Some people shared about 10 sentences more than necessary, but perhaps my request was too vague.

posted by Sarah B. on December 30, 2003 at 01:00 PM

"How is it that no one has snatched you up for themselves?"

I've heard it once before, but hopefully whoever it is next time will retain that sense of wonder longer than three months.

posted by Karen S. on December 30, 2003 at 02:18 PM

I cleaned the house *and* made you dinner.

posted by Maureen on December 30, 2003 at 02:25 PM

Hey Baby, don't sweat that rash.

posted by Adam on December 30, 2003 at 02:32 PM

Stay.

posted by Melis on December 30, 2003 at 03:25 PM

"honey.
you know.
everbody knows.
everbody gets hungry, and everbody gets thirsty, too.
but you eat some bbq, and you drink a coke, and you forget all about it.
love, or the lack of it is the one thing that sits on your shoulder all the time.
i know people who are horrible in love, and they hate their job. they're still happy.
i know people that are in love and love their job. God knows they're irritating.
everbody is born with a hole in the middle of their chest.
for some people it's a sucking wound, for others,
it only hurts when they hit it wrong.
but it's always there, and when you breathe deep, it pulls your t-shirt in.
work and religion helps.
but for a man, until that girl lays her body across it.
and for a woman, till that man lays his hands on it.
it's like being drunk all the time.
all the colors are rosy, when things go wrong, it's funny, and
waffle house food tastes good.

and who wouldn't want that all the time?
to have your love on a balcony somewhere, reading
excessively sedimental poetry.

posted by red clay on December 28, 2003 at 06:30 PM"

Wow.

posted by Emily on December 30, 2003 at 03:54 PM

"So what was it like to win a Grammy, a Tony, and an Oscar all in one year?"

posted by melissa on December 30, 2003 at 04:57 PM

"Not Guilty."

posted by B on December 30, 2003 at 05:04 PM

"this is it."

posted by mingaling on December 30, 2003 at 05:17 PM

I can't hold back the way I feel about you anymore.

posted by Leinah on December 30, 2003 at 06:06 PM

sorry bout that , ms. b.
i use to hide pens and pencils when i was drinkin.
i'll just audit this class from here on in.

posted by red clay on December 30, 2003 at 06:10 PM

"Yes ma'am, these numbers are all correct, and you can pick up your 75 million dollar lottery winnings at this address."

posted by LeeAnn on December 30, 2003 at 06:47 PM

I'm realizing that I've heard some of these sentences, and not believed them. hmm.

as for the one that came to mind just now...

::as he looks me in the eye, crinkling his nose at first because he's a little nervous::
"Okay, I'm tired of being full of shit, I want you, and I will stay with you as long as you want me, leave when you let me, and come back as soon as tears begin to fall again."

of course, that's very person and place specific.

posted by s(z)amm on December 30, 2003 at 07:17 PM

"You're cute, can I keep you?"

and they stayed together for 3 years and are still going on strong....

posted by angry little asian girl on December 30, 2003 at 07:28 PM

i know it's been years, but no matter what i do, one else ever seems to measure up.

posted by kristi on December 30, 2003 at 07:57 PM

"let's go home."

posted by Amy Chop on December 30, 2003 at 09:07 PM

"Let's go home".... good one.

posted by aliastaken on December 30, 2003 at 10:09 PM

Look! A giant bowl of Mac n Cheese!!!

posted by anon on December 30, 2003 at 11:03 PM

. . .with you I feel like I've finally come home.

posted by {mk} on December 30, 2003 at 11:52 PM

Your terds have magical powers and will grant you one wish each.

posted by Tater on December 31, 2003 at 12:06 AM

*picks something off the ground*
"i believe this is your wig...but can i try it on!?"

posted by name: on December 31, 2003 at 12:58 AM

Soulful.

posted by Andrew on December 31, 2003 at 02:23 AM

... and i qoute... "this feels right.. lets get married right now and let tomorrow take care of itself.."

posted by fars on December 31, 2003 at 04:03 AM

Stay with me.
Come to bed.
Not only that, but we've got backstage passes too.
Care to dance?
Let's take a bath.
Seriously, I won you a lifetime giftcard for your favorite record store!
No, I won't laugh when you get all sad & weepy watching "Snoopy Come Home." I might even hold your hand.

posted by A. Nonnymus on December 31, 2003 at 09:43 AM

Honey, I finally got the stereo in your truck fixed!

or

Your article on the '67 War was amazing, and we want to publish it!

posted by Kris on December 31, 2003 at 01:26 PM

Somedays redclay...you make me miss the scent of wet magnolias in springtime.

posted by Colorado on December 31, 2003 at 01:42 PM

"Be careful in the rumpus room, the cheese is still wet."

posted by The_Lunchbox on December 31, 2003 at 03:02 PM

'Your blog is pure genius and we would be happy to pay you a generous amount to continue writing it.'

posted by anonymous on December 31, 2003 at 04:57 PM

...no one will inhabit me the way you do...

posted by erin on December 31, 2003 at 05:59 PM

If we leave now, we can be there by Sunday. Get your things. Let's go.

posted by elvictorino on December 31, 2003 at 06:32 PM

I've been thinking 'bout you, yknow.

posted by anon on January 1, 2004 at 06:28 PM

"Whatever you are giving is enough. I have never felt so loved in my entire life."

posted by Melissa on January 1, 2004 at 06:32 PM

There can't be this many lonely people in the world.

posted by monsterlab on January 2, 2004 at 12:25 AM

God: "Come work for me."

posted by Michael on January 2, 2004 at 01:09 AM

Or
God: "YOU are my chosen one."

posted by Michael on January 2, 2004 at 01:10 AM

you're everything i ever wanted and a few things i didn't think i deserved.

posted by brigita on January 2, 2004 at 10:18 AM

Perfect contented silence.

posted by anon on January 2, 2004 at 01:25 PM

i have had an apalling amount of these things said to me. and i'm not happy. intention is everything.

posted by . on January 3, 2004 at 12:19 AM

"are you okay?"

no one ever asks that, for real. i want someone to actually want to hear my answer.

i, too, have had a few of these gems doled out to me. they might be swoon-worthy at a glance, but imagine everything going wrong and having to play that sentence back in your head every day for the rest of your life.
you'd almost rather not have heard it at all.
it's not that romantic from the other side.

posted by erin on January 3, 2004 at 01:35 AM

A friend and I once thought there was perhaps a spot on the body which would cause some magical transformation, such as either spontaneous combustion or instant nirvana or something, when poked by the right person (and said right person had to be saying "POKE" in a PeeWee Hermanesque voice while poking). The spot (we theorized) was not static, so it was necessary to POKE frequently and in varied locations.
We never found the spot, and he's in a different country and all now, so it's unlikely.
Maybe your sentence theory is more probable. It certainly seems more popular. "19 Hats, 10 teacups, an empty birdcage, and the art of longing."

Very very very very good site.

posted by anne on January 3, 2004 at 09:10 AM

"Mine isn't a sentence, it's one word, and there's no way in hell I'm going to write it here."

First blog I've read where the blogger is dirtier than all the regulars put together. And that's what makes it my favorite.

Jake

posted by Jake Conner on January 3, 2004 at 09:10 PM

No, that wasn't my sentence. I'm the one person on this board with a dirtier mind than SB, and you don't fuckin' want to read my sentence.

Jake

posted by Jake Conner on January 3, 2004 at 09:13 PM

Please come back to me.

posted by Seth on January 4, 2004 at 08:41 AM

My one word isn't filthy at all.

posted by Sarah B. on January 4, 2004 at 04:15 PM

I'm just extrapolating from the five gerunds thing... And I don't think you should be asking your beloved readership to do something you won't do yourself.

Jake

posted by Jake Conner on January 4, 2004 at 09:45 PM

Judging from this outpouring, I don't think anyone's arm needed twisting. To a fault.

posted by Sarah B. on January 5, 2004 at 01:17 AM

*Good morning, Beautiful.........*

That's for Heady ;)

posted by Alli on January 6, 2004 at 02:48 AM

wouldn't it just be less effort and more efficient to simply say "Yo, I'm gonna stalk you now. Yah, you."

posted by limey bastard on January 6, 2004 at 02:50 AM

When you are alone, it feels like the world is comprised of strangers brushing by. The emotion of loneliness is like the candle that is your soul being blown out by a cold wind. But a stranger can step from the faceless masses and embrace you, from that point forward everything else dissipates and your candle burns brighter than ever. You stepped from a crush of humanity and embraced my soul, my candle burns vibrantly, and I could ask for nothing more and have received nothing but the best.


thats ones for you Alli

posted by jon on January 6, 2004 at 03:05 AM

You gonna finish yer steak?

posted by the jerk store on January 8, 2004 at 05:51 PM

"You're like biscuits & gravy on fine china."

(I married him)

posted by TracyA on January 12, 2004 at 02:25 PM

3 simple words

"I'm so sorry"

posted by Austin on January 17, 2004 at 04:16 AM

Never too late.

posted by aline on January 22, 2004 at 02:49 PM

I'll bring home the turkey if you'll bring home the bacon.

posted by Couch on February 1, 2004 at 05:13 PM

rather:

I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.

posted by Couch on February 1, 2004 at 05:13 PM

I Love You

posted by esther on February 17, 2004 at 03:25 AM

"I love you despite [whatever--but something positive, e.g. ...of your brain, ...of your looks]." I think it's from Kundera, or maybe Calvino, but this is what my girlfriend wooed me with. Still smitten! I like the idea that someone would love me for something besides a positive trait. Anyone can be loved for being smart, or good looking, but to be loved *despite* being smart or good looking --Â that's where it's at.

posted by Feaverish on March 11, 2005 at 07:33 PM