in my rage against phones, i have really missed out on the texting phenomenon.
Oh girl this makes my FACE HURT from laughing
Also -- hit reply too fast -- I want to reiterate what I have done told you and told you: Pretty much any one of these could be the first line of a fucking terrific short story. Do 'em all, make a goddamned killer collection ...
I've missed you and I've missed these texts. It warms my heart to know I'm not the only person who has shit like this saved on my phone.