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posted by Charm on February 3, 2010 at 05:08 AM

I'm sure the lady was doing the best she could with what she had to work with. You were in a bridal shop. I got married in what was being sold as a bridesmaid dress, maybe that could be a place to look?

posted by Rachel on February 3, 2010 at 07:33 AM

Ha ha ha ha! AWESOME.
Etsy has some rocking dresses made by people with a less conventional sense of "wedding dress". Or maybe you should have one made for you (maybe something long and white, with a veil?).

posted by Leslie on February 3, 2010 at 08:26 AM

Bwahaha! Poor lady's head probably exploded.

posted by Shannon on February 3, 2010 at 08:47 AM

I disagree with the first commenter - mainly because of forcing the veil on you. It's about her and her commission -- selling you extra nonsense. Good luck with the dress!

posted by mari on February 3, 2010 at 09:20 AM

Feh, bridal shops. I'm a somewhat traditional bride (except for that whole marrying a woman thing) and they annoy the piss outta me.

I'd go in saying you're looking for a special occasion dress and specify the color/sleeve style/skirt type you want. That way you don't have to fib and say you're a bridesmaid, and they don't treat you as one big dollar sign because they know you're getting married.

posted by Alyia on February 3, 2010 at 09:21 AM

I love you so much.

I'm going to comment that in every post you write. Try and stop me.

posted by alice on February 3, 2010 at 09:25 AM

Yeah, I've mostly been looking at bridesmaid or cocktail or special occasion dresses. This trip to this bridal shop was more of an exploratory fact-finding mission to confirm that yes, I really don't want a long white dress and veil.

posted by Sarah Brown on February 3, 2010 at 09:40 AM

When I was doing this nonsense five years ago, my mother and the lady in the bridal shop both kept trying to get me to try on strapless. And I'm kind of a chesty lass, so it was a really BAD look on me. They wouldn't stop until I compared the look to someone hiring a hooker as their date to prom.

I totally agree with Alice. You're awesome cake with nifty sauce, and we all love you. I'm sure you'll get something that suits you perfectly.

posted by Shnoodle on February 3, 2010 at 09:43 AM

Two words: naked wedding.

posted by zan on February 3, 2010 at 10:08 AM

ha! when I was shopping for a wedding dress, some saleslady told me i HAD to get a tiara, because "without a tiara, you're just some girl in a white dress." umm. ..

posted by katie on February 3, 2010 at 10:20 AM

I'm shopping for a wedding dress right now too, and I completely understand what you're going through! How many variations on the long white strapless gown exist?? Give me tea length with cap sleeves or I might consider the naked wedding thing.

posted by Carrie on February 3, 2010 at 10:28 AM

I wore a 1950s-style knee-length Betsey Johnson strapless dress in seafoam green that made me look like an extra from "West Side Story." I got it at Macys for like $200.

I got married in May so I had a good selection of prom dresses to choose from too.

posted by Brittanie on February 3, 2010 at 11:00 AM

It does depend on the bridal shop. I found my (pink) wedding gown at one. I didn't even want to get out of the car, but the saleslady was really nice and had exactly what I wanted. And she was like, "Oh lord I hope you don't want a veil I don't know where I'll ever find a pink one." So they're not all terrible. But I second the etsy idea ... they've got some amazing stuff on there.

posted by elissa on February 3, 2010 at 11:05 AM

HAHAHAHAHA...you have me laughing out loud. I also was adamantly ANTI-veil. I ended up finding a tailor and having her make my dream dress from scratch. We picked the material together, I brought some magazines and pointed to stuff: "I like those sleeves, that body..."etc. and it was awesome. And strangely, cheaper than most of the bridal shop cookie-cutter dresses. Good luck.

posted by birdie on February 3, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Ugh, wedding dress shopping. My best friend got engaged last summer and was about to start dragging me around to hunt for the perfect wedding dress when she got knocked up. Apparently a hugely pregnant lady in a big white gown is just too tacky so she's going with a repurposed bridesmaid's dress she found on Etsy.

My favorite part is that now we get to have shotgun-shaped wedding cake!

posted by wendy on February 3, 2010 at 12:03 PM

I got married in a chocolate brown wrap dress myself... I never even set foot in a bridal shop. Maybe you should look into vintage dresses. Not vintage bridal dresses by any means, just something vintage-y and special, I think that would be very Sarah Brown.

posted by beyond on February 3, 2010 at 12:34 PM

Remember Styro's wedding dress? Maybe you should go there. http://www.dollycouture.com/

posted by Mrs. Kennedy on February 3, 2010 at 12:55 PM

The tag on the veil reminds me of this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rebeccaswadek/1121015534/in/photostream/

And I actually know someone who smiles like that and it made me laugh out loud!

posted by becca Boo on February 3, 2010 at 01:06 PM

I had fun wedding dress shopping (nearly 12 years ago) -- went all over Dallas and Ft. Worth with my mom, sister, and grandmother -- and at only one place was there a lady like that one. Or maybe because that many people in my entourage sort of scared the "you gotta wear a veil" types off?

Are you talking "not white" as in cream, or almost-there pastel, or do you mean something like my co-worker's absolutely luscious orange? Either way, I think whatever makes you feel like a million bucks is what you should get.

posted by Gleemonex on February 3, 2010 at 01:20 PM

As a non-traditional (whatever that means) bride to be (ikes, i can hardly type that out) myself, I have to say the best luck i've found is at stores that focus more on bridesmaids. they seem to cater to women who don't come in with a full binder of 'inspiration' photos ripped from magazines. also, you might want to check siri dresses, all of their dresses are made to order, totally reasonable, and they come in awesome, natural fabrics like raw silk and in a variety of cool colors. http://www.siriinc.com/collections-bridal.html

posted by debbie on February 3, 2010 at 01:36 PM

Ha! You are funny x 7.
Good luck with the dress bizness.

posted by El Gray on February 3, 2010 at 01:48 PM

Ha ha! This post cracked me up! I didn't do the whole bridal shop thing when I got married and am glad I could avoid that bit of wedding related insanity. I agree with the other posters about looking elsewhere.

posted by Sarah on February 3, 2010 at 02:00 PM

De-lurking here to wish you a belated congratulations on the engagement! Also, this post pretty much sums up what I expect my wedding dress shopping experience would look like. The photos of you with the veil made me do that laugh-cry thing. Even if you didn't find a dress that day, you did the Interweb a solid by making people laugh. So thanks!

posted by Christen on February 3, 2010 at 02:15 PM

recommendation: http://offbeatbride.com/
excellent for ideas about weddings that are more YOU and less wedding industry. ariel has awesome ideas and posts gorgeous pictures of many unconventional weddings.

posted by jackie on February 3, 2010 at 02:21 PM

I second Alice's emotion.

posted by BlabberMouse on February 3, 2010 at 03:31 PM

Just a thought - maybe if you speak "bride" they might listen. By your description you're looking for a style similar to the Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face bride's dress
http://images.quickblogcast.com/8/2/8/0/7/181388-170828/Audrey_Hepburn_Funny_Face.bmp
But in a different color, no?
That'll get some action from those bridey-types.

PS I wore purple and found it at a street market for about $80 after a good FIVE WEEKS of tearing my hair out in bride shops. My husband's outfit cost more than mine!

posted by YourZenMine on February 3, 2010 at 04:02 PM

oops and I meant to say the Audrey dress WITHOUT veil, natch.

posted by YourZenMine on February 3, 2010 at 04:04 PM

J. Crew has a nice selection of fancy dresses/bridesmaid dresses that come in a variety of colors. Save yourself from the horrors of bridal shops and hit J. Crew's website. The website might not give you free champagne whilst you try on dresses, but it will keep idle hands from shifting your bust around inside a dress (this actually happened to me) and trying to force a tiara or veil on your head.

posted by Beth on February 3, 2010 at 04:59 PM

I did quite literally LOL at this post. Just fucking brilliant.

posted by K on February 3, 2010 at 05:51 PM

No veil?? But it's your special daaaaaaaay!!

I looked at the dollycouture site Mrs. Kennedy linked to and that main photo - the dress with 3/4 length sleeves and a full skirt is pretty sweet. It's shown in white but would be hot in an actual color too.

I was having a really shitty day and your dress shopping photos made me laugh - thanks Sarah Brown!


posted by mary on February 3, 2010 at 06:13 PM

Aww, Jackie up there is so sweet to recommend Offbeat Bride. Jackie, SarahB and I go way back to the paleolithic era of early '00s blogging. :)

posted by Ariel on February 4, 2010 at 02:45 AM

That cracks me up, the bridal store ladies were just like that when I went in there, pushing all the accesories on me, having me put on their shoes and shoving random tiaras and veils on my head. I liked the bridal warehouse store that I went to, they let you do your own thing, browse through the racks, pick out your own dresses and put them on yourself, and their only involvement (unless you ask for help) is to put the dresses away after you put them on a peg to indicate you're done with them.

posted by Bethany on February 4, 2010 at 08:36 AM

I was so confused. There is an "alternative" bridal salon here in Austin called Unbridaled, and for a second I thought this exchange took place in said store...but no, it couldn't be.

posted by Eryn on February 4, 2010 at 10:29 AM

I never went into a bridal store looking for my dress. I stumbled onto a great one on J Crew, as mentioned earlier. And I fixed up some flowers for my hair.

You are the best Sarah Brown. thanks for writing.

posted by Amanda on February 4, 2010 at 11:04 AM

that's crazy, ariel--i had no idea that you and the great sarah brown were acquainted. small electronic world...

the recommendations stands though. your site/book are awesome.

posted by jackie on February 4, 2010 at 02:19 PM

(Unrelated to tacky wedding shops, but anyway:)

My sister: "Our aunt is taking me on a free trip to NYC, what should I do while I'm there?"

Me: "CRINGE! YOU SHOULD GO TO CRINGE! It sounds awesome and Sarah Brown is so much fun, and .... wait, when are you going?"

My sister: "Next week."

Me: "Shit. Cringe is in London right now."

My sister: "..."

Me: "Postpone your trip."

My sister: "There is something REALLY wrong with you."

posted by Aly on February 4, 2010 at 04:27 PM

You should definitely try on all sorts of dresses, even if you think you know what you want. You might be surprised at how great something is once it is on. I was completely anti-strapless and then I found a dress online that I liked the rest of so much that I ended up without straps. And some that are really horrible are still good for a laugh. Just ignore those crazies in the shops.

posted by kerry on February 4, 2010 at 04:36 PM

OK, I've been trying to sell SOMEONE on this idea since my husband vetoed it,

ZOMBIE FLASHMOB WEDDING

That's all I'm saying.

posted by Chelle on February 4, 2010 at 06:56 PM

Probably a better idea to look for a bridesmaid's dress.

posted by cee on February 4, 2010 at 07:06 PM

Thanks for all these suggestions and ideas and emails! You guys are smart.

posted by Sarah Brown on February 4, 2010 at 08:02 PM

I already got married, but you just made my whole year. I laughed so long and loudly my husband looked at me with his worried face.

In the spirit of constructive commenting, have you tried prom dresses? Or vintageous.com?

posted by SingColleen on February 4, 2010 at 11:22 PM

I had almost this exact experience, only the bridal shop lady was also INSISTENT that I wear a bra with the dress. A veil-less and bra-less bride was more than she could handle.

posted by Sarah on February 4, 2010 at 11:53 PM

Oh, please, pleeaaaseeee....i´m a mess right now laughint out loud in the office....
i´m getting married next april, and my dress is green, more coctail dress or bridesmeid than bride gown type.I hope you find yours quickly....

posted by angela on February 5, 2010 at 04:28 AM

These might be a little too retro, but here's another site you might want to look at: http://www.whirlingturban.com. It excels at the short dress and is definitely not shy about color. Or tiger print. Or hawaiian... you get the picture.

posted by kelly on February 5, 2010 at 10:12 AM

If you're still in London, you should definitely look at Candy Anthony http://www.candyanthony.com
That's where I'm getting my 50s style red-with-leopard-print-trim dress. And no veil! Hurrah! They're starting an off-the-rack collection soon, which will be cheaper than the made-to-measure stuff.

posted by Heloise on February 5, 2010 at 10:42 AM

hahahahaha! yeah. bridal shops scare the crap out of me for just this reason. so I never went to one and somehow I managed to get married. in blue without a veil. huh.

posted by sera on February 5, 2010 at 01:19 PM

I went to one bridal shop and loved the one knee length dress they had, but it may have been because it was the only one that wasn't long (and it still needed a lot of adjustments to be ok, which put it outside of my budget). I laughed at all of the traditional dresses in my budget in that shop.

And I completely agree with your comment on veils. So so much. Why was I wanting to ever wear a veil outside of my wedding? So why would I want one there?

posted by mjb on February 5, 2010 at 06:43 PM

Oh dear god... I'm sure this is why I've avoided actual wedding shops so far! Very funny but... gads!

posted by Zoe, Conversation Pieces on February 6, 2010 at 11:56 AM

Don't go into a bridal shop expecting something not long and white.

Try a bridesmaid dress, or better yet, go to an upscale department store and get into their once-in-a-lifetime gown section.

posted by amber, theAmberShow on February 6, 2010 at 01:19 PM

I stumbled upon your blog and found your writing both funny and relative to my own life. I'm getting married in June and lived in London for awhile. I just started a blog if you have time to check it out at: thisextraordinaryday.blogspot.com

Thanks for your posts!
--Gabrielle

posted by Gabrielle on February 6, 2010 at 09:56 PM

I'm going through the same thing right now. I wanted a retro style tea length wedding dress. I finally found it on Ebay. Good luck!

posted by Heidi on February 8, 2010 at 04:16 PM

www.ariadress.com I got the bridesmaid dresses there and my wedding dress - an a-line strapless bridesmaid dress in white - but you can do any color and try them on if you're in NYC. Also: cheap for a wedding dress.

posted by Alyson on February 8, 2010 at 08:18 PM

I got married in a rented Victorian gown (dyed an off-white color with tea by the shop owner). My husband-to-be's tux and top hat were rented, why not the dress? Plus we had no money. My bridesmaids also wore rented Victorian dresses with colored slips underneath.

posted by Stephanie on February 9, 2010 at 01:32 PM

Ughhh you were so much more interesting before you got engaged.

posted by Anna on February 9, 2010 at 07:52 PM

I will never understand why someone would write a rude comment on a blog. Think it, fine. Email it to your friend and talk about it together, fine. But taking the trouble to leave it on my site and make sure I read it just makes no sense, unless you wanted to hurt my feelings and think you'll feel better about yourself somehow by doing so.

posted by Sarah Brown on February 10, 2010 at 06:37 AM

Ughhh you're an arsehole Anna.

I was going to be long-winded and eloquent, but that covers it.

posted by Eire Sarah on February 10, 2010 at 12:05 PM

Oh, apologies if my comment above lowers the tone of discourse - I'd hate to see Que Sera Sera descending into YouTube-esque angry comments hell.

posted by Eire Sarah on February 10, 2010 at 12:14 PM

Personally, I think this engagement stuff makes for hilarious posts. It's a new adventure!

posted by vikky on February 10, 2010 at 02:52 PM

This should give you something to aspire to: http://chicago.metromix.com/home/essay_photo_gallery/tacky-weddings/1250272/photo/all

posted by Lisa on February 11, 2010 at 09:35 AM

ebay? also, i think the lady at the shop was trying to play mom. wonder what she wore at her wedding or plans to.

posted by Facebook Diva on February 12, 2010 at 02:46 PM

You should get married on Halloween so you can wear a zombie costume. You look so awesome in zombie costumes! I've never said that to anyone before.

posted by Uppahand on February 14, 2010 at 02:15 PM

This made me laugh out loud. My sister-in-law and I walked into Nordstrom's one afternoon, a week before my wedding, and walked out 3 hours later with dress, bra, stockings and matching earrings/bracelet. Also, a shirt, suspenders and socks for the groom. It was a blast and when we left my salesgirl cried and hugged us and bought us coffee. I'd never do it any other way. You wanna borrow my sister-in-law? She makes shit happen.

posted by rm on February 15, 2010 at 06:28 AM

Brilliant. Simply brilliant. I had this same experience in a bridal boutique (I hate those words) a few months ago. I marched my happy ass home, found a dress I already own (vintage, knee-length cocktail dress from the 1960s that is falling APART) and took it to a seamstress. I'm having it made for about half the cost of a traditional wedding dress.

The seamstress asked what kind of changes I wanted to make to the design.
I said "none. I like this dress."
She was like, "I don't understand... you want me to this exact dress, just in a different color?" "Yes."
"Oh that's really easy."
"Great. Do it."
And that's my whole experience with dresses. Dunzo!

posted by Katie on February 15, 2010 at 09:12 AM

AWESOME. Points to you for the most awesome rejoinder in the history of managing pushy salespeople.

posted by Kat on February 15, 2010 at 07:27 PM

My husband and I said 'eff everyone' and got married in our back yard, under a regal old oak tree. I wore a red sundress and strappy sandals (both from Macy's) and he wore khaki shorts, a black short-sleeved button down, and sandals. We are atheists, so we had a close friend of ours become ordained online so that he could legally marry us. We had fantastic live music, an awesome BBQ spread for dinner, a gigantic cake with fresh strawberries, blueberries and raspberries, and a very laid-back party atmosphere. Our wedding date also coincided that year with the local fireworks display that you could see from our back yard. It was fantastic.

I'm not saying that's the way for everyone to go. I'm just sayin'...do your thing, girl. Already sounds like you are. :o)

posted by Jill on February 15, 2010 at 07:45 PM

Tell them you are a bridesmaid. Never admit to being the bride. Everything for brides is a) 4 times as much and b) heinous.

posted by Corinne on February 18, 2010 at 11:02 AM

http://www.urlesque.com/2010/01/04/nicholas-cage-as-everyone/ Sarah I saw this Nic Cage link and thought of you.

posted by Nicole in Utah on February 23, 2010 at 10:20 AM