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I'd take Jessica Rabbit, Clive Owen, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, and Jean Reno.

We're still talking about poker, right? 'Cause Helen Mirren can't play poker worth jack, and Jimmy Stewart has a tell.

posted by Guinness74 on November 3, 2009 at 10:43 AM

***You do realize this list is two dead guys, an old lady, and Leguizamo?

Heh.

posted by Gleemonex on November 3, 2009 at 11:22 AM

What does Antonia have against Helen Mirren?

posted by zan on November 3, 2009 at 11:31 AM

What the hell, Sarah Brown? I thought we shared a love of Christian Bale??

And I only trust Mickey Mouse as far as I can throw him, which incidently, is not far at all with his oversized head and huge, vacant eyes. *shiver*

posted by Christine on November 3, 2009 at 11:48 AM

Christine, I know. I loved Bale for twenty years, but the Batvoice in combination with his big boy temper tantrums totally killed it for me. We had some good times, though.

posted by Sarah Brown on November 3, 2009 at 11:51 AM

Christian Bale will forever be (for me, at least) Jack in the Newsies. And so for him to be on my list, I'd also have to go back in time to when I was twelve (well, uh, fifteen, but who's counting?) so in that respect, I'm totally with Nick.

Present day Christian Bale with the big boy temper tantrums just wouldn't cut it, and the same goes for Jared Leto -- he'll always be on my list, but I'd rather have Jordan Catalano-era Jared Leto than the current emo model. Which, again, would mean going back in time to when I was fifteen. Boy, my fifteen-year-old self would sure get a lot of action. Ironic considering my ACTUAL fifteen year-old-self never got ANY ACTION AT ALL.

posted by Nothing But Bonfires on November 3, 2009 at 12:14 PM

High five on the Clive Owen choice woman!!!!

rraawwrrrr

posted by Amanda Blog and Kiss on November 3, 2009 at 01:05 PM

Paul Newman. sigh. The prettiest man that I ever did see.

posted by Carrie on November 3, 2009 at 02:11 PM

Dean Martin is my Jimmy Stewart, and any woman that doesn't have Clive Owen on her list must be dead.

My John Leguizamo is a complete embarrassment because I have had the dream more than once. Ok fine...Phil Fucking Collins. Easy Lover indeed.

posted by Dawn on November 3, 2009 at 03:22 PM

I'd take John Leguizamo, too. There's just something ...

And my husband doesn't trust most people, either. British thing? I'm not pointing fingers, is all=l I'm sayin'.

posted by Chookooloonks on November 3, 2009 at 03:59 PM

High Ten to Antonia for the Tim Robbins nod! Whammy!!!

posted by Pumpkin Escobar on November 3, 2009 at 09:03 PM

"Jimmy Stewart" is awesome. He's on my list, too, but it's got to be after we dance into the pool and we're walking home and this time, instead of getting called away to an emergency after I end up nude in a bush, he joins me.

posted by Bonnie on November 4, 2009 at 12:11 AM

I had a John Leguizamo-like dream about Tom Hanks. In it, Tom and I just had this amazing, unreal chemistry. I knew he was with Rita Wilson but I also knew he would be ending it with her because what he and I shared was just so real and honest and passionate. It actually made me sad, when I woke up, that I DIDN'T have that in my life.

posted by Lori on November 4, 2009 at 07:35 PM

don't even get me started on the whole thomas the tank engine universe. there is something off about those really useful engines.

posted by joanna on November 5, 2009 at 11:23 AM

I just got finished saying the other day that Spike Jonze is my entire list of 5.

posted by jami on November 5, 2009 at 05:12 PM

I just got finished saying the other day that Spike Jonze is my entire list of 5.

Why didn't Atreyu or the Childlike Empress ever have careers? They were both so beautiful.

posted by jami on November 5, 2009 at 05:13 PM

Ian started to do his list last night, but that quickly devolved into all of us just looking at Catwoman's wikipedia page.

posted by Sarah Brown on November 6, 2009 at 01:02 PM

My weird-I-don't-know-why-but-I=do guy is Rob Schneider. I DON'T KNOW WHY! Something about the way he eyed that goat in The Animal.

Oh god - I just creeped everyone out. Sorry bout that.

posted by joaaanna on November 6, 2009 at 08:52 PM

If that completely adorable Brit hadn't snatched you up already, I would totally marry you sarahbrown. You're hilarious.

posted by Christy on November 9, 2009 at 02:04 PM

I don't know Antonia, but I love her. I've never met another woman who would give one of the precious five spots over to Mr. Keitel. So cheers to you, Antonia.

posted by Beth on November 15, 2009 at 06:10 PM