LITERALLY laughing out loud.
I would rather be chased through the streets of Calcutta by members of The Insane Clown Posse waving dildos than EVER be involved in marketing/advertising at any level outside of planting the explosives and then pushing down on the plunger, thereby destroying the marketing/advertising business.
Also, is 'dildos' spelled with an 'e', like 'dildoes', or is that 'dil DOES', which makes no sense?
Kill me now. Just KILL ME.
Oh, Dil DOES, yes, Sir. Dil definitely does.
If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
Both dildo and dildoe are correct, as are dildos and dildoes.
my favorite part is "for internal use only. please do not duplicate."
so. very. familiar.
This is scary accurate. SCARY.