"Everyone here looks the same. I want to go home." I think I was there last week as well! lol!
Carrie White burns in hell
Creepy. I remember that...
I love these, don't ever stop posting them. Also, your friends are apparently more interesting than mine.
Awesome! Just yesterday I was hoping you'd post another one of these soon. Your life, taken out of context, is hilarious.
These post are like Christmas, except with Cthulu.
Seriously, there should be t-shirt clothing line with Sarah Brown's text messages on them.
Duran Duran parody!!
Don't tell me otherwise. LeBon totally says "Ah" instead of "I."
Fuck bitches, make money: I always say that, too!
Hell. Yes. I love these friggin posts.
That is funny. I rarely use SMS.
It's even funnier if you say "Balls in YOUR mouth, sir!" in a Daniel Plainview voice.
THAT IS COMPLETELY WHAT I WAS THINKING. "This is my son, Ach Dubbayew...balls in YOUR mouth, sir!"
The banana clip one and of course the immortal "Balls in YOUR mouth, sir!" -- I am DYING over here. All of it, really. Your friends are way more textually interesting than mine.
I thought the line "Ah dont want your life" was what James Vanderbeek says to his dad in Varsity Blues...what this says about my movie viewing habits, I don't even wanna guess. Funny stuff, woman!
That fuck bitches make money one looks like one of those things where you should be able to change around the punctuation and give it a totally different meaning.
Did you see the SNL spoof of There Will Be Blood? It was pretty awesome.
Day 2, after reading this once yesterday, and "Did you ever have a touch to lose?" seems to have sunk waaay in. Thank you and your friend for that.
Aw, I am saved in your phone. That warmed my heart a little.
I think I need text messaging in my life. Thanks!
That is, without a doubt, one of the farkin' funniest damn things I've ever read! Good lord you and your friends are colorful and all kinds of awesome! Thanks for sharing with us. Although, I do have to admit, a bit of wine shot out mah nose! Ouch.
I've missed this. My friends aren't quite as colorful.
Gee, some of these I can use to make my own language more colorful.
I'm thinking: "It's worse than orphans!"
And: "Did you ever have a touch to lose?"
At least for now. When I've integrated those, I'll be back.
It would have been perfect if Daniel Plainview said "Balls in your mouth sir" after calling Eli Sunday 'afterbirth'.
And now I'm going around saying "I drink your milkshake....balls in your mouth sir."
I also enjoy these posts! Luckily I received a text reading "Mmmm" right after receiving one that read "Balls."
does he have a mist machine? that is going to be my new favorite nonsensical in-joke. thanks.
I think the novacaine/invisible text is my favorite. Comedy gold.
Miss Brown, I do believe you need to see, nay, own this: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/brass_knuckles_chair_wont_beat.php.
"Balls in YOUR mouth, sir"
This is one of those things that will have me laughing all day, out loud, to myself, every single time I think of it.