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"Balls in YOUR mouth, sir"

This is one of those things that will have me laughing all day, out loud, to myself, every single time I think of it.

posted by Danielle on February 25, 2008 at 12:26 PM

"Everyone here looks the same. I want to go home." I think I was there last week as well! lol!

posted by Charity on February 25, 2008 at 12:36 PM

Carrie White burns in hell

Creepy. I remember that...

posted by HeyJoe on February 25, 2008 at 12:46 PM

I love these, don't ever stop posting them. Also, your friends are apparently more interesting than mine.

posted by generation next on February 25, 2008 at 01:03 PM

Awesome! Just yesterday I was hoping you'd post another one of these soon. Your life, taken out of context, is hilarious.

posted by Rachel on February 25, 2008 at 01:45 PM

These post are like Christmas, except with Cthulu.

Seriously, there should be t-shirt clothing line with Sarah Brown's text messages on them.

posted by Dann Ryan on February 25, 2008 at 01:47 PM

Duran Duran parody!!

Don't tell me otherwise. LeBon totally says "Ah" instead of "I."

posted by Greg on February 25, 2008 at 02:02 PM

Fuck bitches, make money: I always say that, too!

posted by krystyn on February 25, 2008 at 02:04 PM

Hell. Yes. I love these friggin posts.

posted by JP on February 25, 2008 at 02:24 PM

That is funny. I rarely use SMS.

posted by range on February 25, 2008 at 02:50 PM

It's even funnier if you say "Balls in YOUR mouth, sir!" in a Daniel Plainview voice.

posted by Sarah Brown on February 25, 2008 at 03:03 PM

THAT IS COMPLETELY WHAT I WAS THINKING. "This is my son, Ach Dubbayew...balls in YOUR mouth, sir!"

posted by Danielle on February 25, 2008 at 03:19 PM

The banana clip one and of course the immortal "Balls in YOUR mouth, sir!" -- I am DYING over here. All of it, really. Your friends are way more textually interesting than mine.

posted by Gleemonex on February 25, 2008 at 04:03 PM

I thought the line "Ah dont want your life" was what James Vanderbeek says to his dad in Varsity Blues...what this says about my movie viewing habits, I don't even wanna guess. Funny stuff, woman!

posted by albie on February 26, 2008 at 03:18 AM

That fuck bitches make money one looks like one of those things where you should be able to change around the punctuation and give it a totally different meaning.

posted by EV on February 26, 2008 at 12:04 PM

Did you see the SNL spoof of There Will Be Blood? It was pretty awesome.

posted by Michael R on February 26, 2008 at 01:07 PM

Day 2, after reading this once yesterday, and "Did you ever have a touch to lose?" seems to have sunk waaay in. Thank you and your friend for that.

posted by Linda on February 26, 2008 at 04:06 PM

Aw, I am saved in your phone. That warmed my heart a little.

posted by Em on February 26, 2008 at 05:13 PM

I think I need text messaging in my life. Thanks!

posted by KellyS on February 26, 2008 at 05:50 PM

That is, without a doubt, one of the farkin' funniest damn things I've ever read! Good lord you and your friends are colorful and all kinds of awesome! Thanks for sharing with us. Although, I do have to admit, a bit of wine shot out mah nose! Ouch.

posted by Jessica on February 26, 2008 at 11:51 PM

I've missed this. My friends aren't quite as colorful.

posted by The Lisa Show on February 27, 2008 at 12:56 AM

Gee, some of these I can use to make my own language more colorful.

I'm thinking: "It's worse than orphans!"

And: "Did you ever have a touch to lose?"

At least for now. When I've integrated those, I'll be back.

posted by ozma on February 27, 2008 at 02:18 AM

It would have been perfect if Daniel Plainview said "Balls in your mouth sir" after calling Eli Sunday 'afterbirth'.

And now I'm going around saying "I drink your milkshake....balls in your mouth sir."

posted by Heather B. on February 27, 2008 at 08:23 PM

I also enjoy these posts! Luckily I received a text reading "Mmmm" right after receiving one that read "Balls."

posted by jessica fantastica on February 28, 2008 at 03:32 AM

does he have a mist machine? that is going to be my new favorite nonsensical in-joke. thanks.

posted by on March 1, 2008 at 10:13 AM

I think the novacaine/invisible text is my favorite. Comedy gold.

posted by TheSpectrum on March 3, 2008 at 05:59 PM

Miss Brown, I do believe you need to see, nay, own this: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/brass_knuckles_chair_wont_beat.php.

posted by Dana H. on March 6, 2008 at 02:42 AM